Shaun Tan R1 signing in.... signing on rather..... for the retarded blog of the year... the S12 blog.... thoguh S12 is mainly a smart and intelligent class.... a few wilful idiots are very keen on demolishing this image.... they fully tarnish the great legacy of S12... and i have to say i am proud to be a part of them..... Yes we know ourselves as the retards and mainly we do retarded things together... for a simple introduction........
And yesterday we had our first most retarded class event.....
After econs, we played some bridge.... passing time as usual.... before heading for CDANS...... as usual we went there to bowl...... Bowling was great.... we played our usual games.... Revathi played exceptionally well.... No, it was just normal.... thrashing everybody upside down.... alroy too, in a rage of anger and fury, was more than pleased to be able to vent his anger on a few weak pins..... using a 12 pound ball and a nasty spin...... he released some anger.....
meanwhile the 2 main retards brent and myself.... were competing with each other to see who could gain worst spot... we played lousily and proved ourselves again to be well...... retards as usual.......
Something that really made the whole group of us pale in comparison was the huge presence of an otherwise fat malay man bowling to our left..... he bowled a score of 258 for his last game.... a hook bowler, he sure put us to shame..... his omniscient presence was much felt everywhere......... perhaps brent might be able to bowl like him in the future, considering that their sizes might be somewhat alike as well =)
After bowling, we headed straight to Lot1 at choa chu kang... there..... we had our retarded dinner..... a long dinner as diana and nette would like to know it...... it was the most retarded dinner in my life..........
Allow me some description and half explanation half conversations....... its an honour.....
the 10 of us had to split up somehow.... there were 2 tables of 6... 'pigleg' kenny was present and.... i mean if there's food will he not? as usual brentie and i, nette and diana and others..... diana, nette, R2 and i were sitting on 1 table... around 1 table rather.... so i apologize cos im unable to describe the evil but highly amusing (sorry brent) conversations going on at the other table......
Here's wad was happening at OUR table... we spoke of lotsa stuff.... topics ranging from.... um diana's doggy geegee..... all the way to lame stuff.... and also to my gf...... and im sure that got u all hyped up? Stay tuned then........
We ordered lotsa food.... so much that we hardly could finish it without kenny's help.... vin arrived a while later.... lets sidetrack a bit.... congrats to vin who got through the heats..... well done u muscle man.....
alrite lets continue... we morons began our long chat with..... ok not something that i can recall very easily.... the dumberest thing i ever asked was the occupation of diana's dad..... well u see.... i saw a pic of her dad on top of the piano... and interpreted it as him condutcting a live band.... some1 probably with a PhD in music who is otherwise better than sherwin...... and apparently it turned out that.... he doesn't know much of music and is simply..... receiving an award.... well as usual brent and nette broke out into pure laughter while diana was half giggling...... alright piak my head but well..... it was only a comment yeah? and since when do u expect comments from mi to be constructive and not retarded...... or from brent as well.... smooth......
a long list of other topix as well.... including some dumb stuff about geegee.... vin arrived shortly after we received our pizza..... the lasagne was absolutely fabulous! wonderful.... ok back to main topic.... vin was asking how geegee peed.... and diana replied that gal dogs.... ok female dogs would just squat down and... do their business yar.... and vin wondered why.... in that case.... did they not wet themselves.... and somehow he made a comment which made all of us inadvertably pee in OUR pants..... he thought that the pee could just shoot up or something... especially during his aerobics class with geegee...... and last but not least.... he described an experiment of pressing the bladder.... and wondered if the pee could just shoot up........ brent and nette were already rolling on the floor.... to the amusement of half the dinner-time crowd..... brent and i shall demote further down the rungs of the xculsive retard club but well....... i would strongly recommend pampers for vin, geegee and well..... he himself if he is to conduct more experiments...... pampers go well with vin just like um... filter funnels with brent?? They are all indispensible....
Lastly... let me give all of ya a lowdown on MY galfren.... wanna know? let me describe to you......
I have v good taste of cos.... no 1 will doubt it =) The gal is well.... my age but twice my size.... ok make that triple.... loves listening to the same genre of music as i do...... wears spectacles and look quite retarded...... last but not least..... the only gal studying in chinese high school.....
Very apparently today was my first date with her and she paid for my meal =) how pleased i am.... brentie is now looking towards the sky for inspiration i know.... before slamming his head on the table and shouting aloud :" not amusing... not amusing..."
so people... that's the real *her i like so dunt bother asking more for i have revealed wad i am supposed to.... its an honour to have such a gf cos she's so chio! Any other gal will pale in comparison...... You trust my taste now? You have to......
The moronic union of S12 shall stay together as 1 conflagaration...... besides a minority few who shall be leaving for either RJC or HCJC across the road... other than that vin too willl be changing combination....
Wonder wad jackie is doing now in maldives.... having fun i suppose? Right R1 has some OAC stuff to do now so S12, let loose for the march holidays are here.... still, complete ur work for show.... but then again.... we have to take things seriously now.... its no longer ' the first 3 months'... pace would be much faster so.... i foresee a gradual deprovement in S12's bridge skills...... which might not turn out to be a totally bad thing at all....
Last but not least... pple feel free to blog here and give comments on my blogging and whoever's blogging on the retard tagboard u see to your left.... or is it right? east.... west? ah nvm i cant tell directions..... yar juz tag on that retard board..... if u feel that u are smarter and it is too much a lowdown and downright insult for you to tag there...... i have no further suggestions cos i am too dumb for you.... pls look for brentie if you are looknig for all the right answers..........
May we stay together and well..... pizza any1?
Shaun tan aka duffy dory.... OUT!
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