HEADLINES: NJC 04S12’S NEW DISCOVERY
VENUE: ARANDA COUNTRY CLUB, RM 2324
DATE OF DISCOVERY: 22ND NOVEMBER 2004
REPORT BY: ROS DE BOSS

SINGAPORE-it was evening. Reason for gathering was plain and simple—a class chalet outing at Aranda Country Club. Little did the people know that amongst them on the very night, they would discover a discovery so shocking it should have been on discovery channel. A research team headed by probably a polar bear(?!?!) was to conclude that a certain specie of girls are actually—get this—photosensitive.

The similar experiment was carried out 3 times(as of 8.00pm), all proving the same results. Very, vereye sneakily, the boys will remove the card that powers the entire room...only to realise to their amazement that they’ve managed to switch on the SARS, or the Scream Alarm Rapid System. This feminine-sounding siren is found to have emitted from girls with long hair, braces, have a tendency to wear grey collared tops and matching grey skirts during school days, are inclined to be rather bouncy and afraid of lizards(or similarly textured rubberbands found on the floor), and have a mansion to boot. They are the rare specie called dianangiamhahaporasaurs, found only on the island of Singapore. To date, there has been the discovery of only one of these.

Due to hazardous experimental conditions(it was dark for goodness sake), it is not known what other hybrids of this specie were present. It is noted that there were not many audible confessions. However, there is the probability of hybrids such as neoshiqinpotamous, limhuiboonaroo, or even –gasp- sherwinleeeerex!!! (hahaha)

In order to be patriotic citizens who do our part to help the government in any way we can, the female class rep(who, might i add, was calm n cool thru out the experiment)(haha) has come up with a brilliant idea. It is suggested that we situate our marvelous discoveries below lampposts in different areas of our wonderful island of Singapore. Since these fantabulous people are highly sensitive to light/darkness ie photosensitive, should a blackout strike a certain area, the SARS will go off. It is highly effective, and i can guarantee it will be audible enough to awaken not only the slacking peoples in charge and get the lights working again, it will also be sufficient to get PM Lee Hsien Loong to go and SACK THEM!!!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHHAA......(um, ros..)(okok..haha)

S12, i’m so proud of u. they’l be studying abt us in history books next time!wow! haha...ok..i think i better.....run................................................:P

Adios guys!yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04s12
found a tunnel @ 9:09 PM

04S12! 

04s12
found a tunnel @ 9:01 PM

04s12
found a tunnel @ 1:19 PM

How time flies~

11 months have passed, and 2004 is coming to a close. yep, believe it or not. But it seems as though it was yesterdae. strange right? haha..sorry for sounding so nostalgic. However, during this course of year, we, S12ians definitely forged many strong friendships and bonds between each other, making our class one of e most united in NJC! Furthermore, we're also promoted as ONE big happy family! Maybe it's a testament to how strong our class spirit is!

Anyway, holidays are here. So it's really time to kick back and enjoy life. Even if u have sch work to do, juz keep in mind that @ least u dun haf to do some stupid tutorial or whatsoever. Like what Ji Sin always says " Life is short, Take it Easy".

Nevertheless, like what Mr Ong always saez " Your A levels are next year". I believe most of us didn't do very well during this Promos. However, it's normal to do so. No matter what, we musn't spend too much of our holiday playing around, and must definitely spend some time into reinforcing our concepts for this yr, coz nxt yr's definitely gonna be a rough and tough year. Nevertheless, we're all together as ONE in this rough ride, so let's all strive to get over the hard times to achieve our best next yr.

Food for thought:

04s12
found a tunnel @ 8:11 AM